What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some effective strategies for getting more upvotes on Quora?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?